Windows 8 News

(Incoming satire mockery!!)

OMG Look at my uber WINDOWS 8 ROADMAP guyz!!!  I think this leak is the real pre-released roadmap , it reveals to the world that Windows 8 will be released in 2012, this exclusive powerpoint even as a face with a smile to prove it! Before I check my sources, I’ll report on it cause thats what true professional journalists do!! that’s right, why check sources? I’m a real journalist from my mothers basement!!! Before someone else who thinks they are god of windows 8 covers this, stealing my hard work and I added copywrite protection to my famous blog,  I thought I’d share it with everyone who knows me as honest and hardworking and unemployed! Be sure to stay tuned for more AMAZING REAL road maps with even better smilies and arrows and official logos! weeeeee

Even though it’s pretty damn obvious that Microsoft is shooting for a 2012 release date cause nobody even said so, and Microsoft is always late on software releases  so 2012 sounds far enough out to fool everyone. I’m going to hold on to your jimmy hoping you click on my sites advertisements (yeah, notice there are no ads on windows 8 news here) I’ll even post every single one of these awesome roadmaps  I find on the interwebs, cause i’m the google guru godman who invented linkedin! =)

Now, there are other sites out there with cooler better graphics, but the leaked roadmap I found!,thats right boys and girls, it has triangles and smiles. BTW I posted this roadmap with my free laptop from PDC! thats right, I got one, like those real geeks of the underworld, hacking and stuffz!

Lets check in with Ina Fried from Cnet (a decent legitimate source)

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10402783-56.html oh wait, Steven Sinofsky never intended any news about Windows 8? or at the very least, they meant servers in the roadsmaps, not client operating systems! Thats why you don’t see any information about Windows XP or Windows Vista!

shit, lets be awesome epic bloggers and just keep reporting more roadmaps! the people LOVE the roadmaps! HEY! DID YOU CHECK MY TWEETS?!!! lets get ALL those cool blogger lovers as we can on twitters and the cool half-assed articles we can make, yes we can!!!! yay.. server 100 is due out soon, right? lets report on it! and Windows 10 360-bit? sure as shit sounds legit to me Now get in my Microsoft’s Kitchen and make me some apple pie bitchez, has anyone seen my flying spaghetti monster necklace? I feel like a rebel girl wearing it! can I look any more like a worthless geek?